Mr. Walker
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Gender | Male |
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Industry | Education |
Occupation | I have a license to teach |
Location | United States |
Introduction | I'm a recently recovered addict to sleep that's in constant fear of relapsing. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dearest Auntie, With joy as pure as the heavenly Vermont-imported 'Grade A Fancy' syrup that flows from the blessed rooster's beak, I thank you for your thoughtful gift. Each new morning will now and forever more, crow with the sugar high induced optimism I need to fuel my ambition for world dominance. See you at Thanksgiving, Walker