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Gender Male
Industry Internet
Occupation Writer
Location Nashua, New Hampshire, United States
Introduction So, who am I, and why am I doing this? Well, my name is Mark Willman. I'm 39, live in New Hampshire, and love horror movies. But back in 1990-91 I was watching a POS movie called The Guardian(basically, it was The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, except the nanny sacrifices babies to a killer tree. I shit you not.) with my dad, and we were the ONLY PEOPLE THERE. Henceforth, any movie so bad that it was playing to an empty theatre, was referred to by us as a "tree movie", and riffed on, a la MST3K. While not all the slasher films I see are "tree movies", I realized that if I only focussed on those, I probably wouldn't be able to post very consistently...and so, I refined the concept and came up with S.A.W. Oh, and in the interest of pure self-promotion, go visit humormeonline, the best humor-related website I've ever worked at!! (hint: play the ReBa contest first) Oh, and also check out http://mariannsimms.blogspot.com/ Thanks for stopping by! And one final note: In spite of the title, I'll probably be posting more than once a week, depending on how good Netflix is at sending me stuff. So, your mileage may vary.
Interests B-Movies, Monty Python, Horor, Classic Rock/'90's Alternative, Fiction, Computer Games
Favorite Movies Fright Night(not the remake!), Rope, Memento, Identity, Session 9, Airplane!, The Naked Gun, The Thing, Aliens, T2, Dead Calm, Pump Up the Volume, Say Anything, Forrest Gump, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Favorite Music Weezer, Def Leppard, Nine Inch Nails, Pearl Jam, Stone Sour, Sheryl Crow, Alannis Morissette, Fiona Apple, Smashmouth, They Might Be Giants, REM, White Stripes, Jethro Tull, The Breeders
Favorite Books Misery, Watchers, A Farewell to Arms, Imajica, A Bowl of Cherries: Just Spit the Pits!

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