Pisser

• Age: 33
• Astrological Sign: Scorpio
• Zodiac Year: Tiger
• Industry: Communications or Media
• Occupation: Preoccupation.
• Location: Los Derangeles : CA : Afghanistan

About Me

I aspire to someday work alone in a dark room with no loud, sudden noises. Then I will retire to the woods and only come out once a month to go to Whole Foods and bite people.

Chicken monkey shoes?

There are only three problems with that question: 1) chicken, 2) monkey, and 3) shoes. I hate feet and chicken feet are the worst feet in the animal kingdom.

Interests

• StoOpidity
• commercials
• ranting
• pants
• lack of pants
• badvertising
• coffee
• cheese
• cheese food product
• cat hair
• cat pee
• cat vomit
• cranky people
• your mother.

Favorite Movies

• THE WONDERFUL SEX LIFE OF THE DATE PALM TREE
• Silence of the Lambs
• Four Weddings and a Funeral
• Borat
• Spaceballs
• Angel Heart
• Clerks
• Little Miss Sunshine
• and Running With Scissors except for the part about the cat. And I hate Gwyneth Paltrow.

Favorite Music

• The sound of no bitches backstabbing people over lunch in the break room.

Favorite Books

• Watership Down
• Alexander's Terrible
• Horrible
• No Good
• Very Bad Day
• I'M WITH THE BAND by Pamela Des Barres
• anything by George Saunders
• instruction manuals from IKEA ("you should be two people").

Pisser's Blogs

	Blog Name	Team Members
	GRATUITOUS KITTENS
	Jinky, the Dog of a Hollywood Wife	Jinky
	The Pissed Kitty Cometh